Magic Toaster



A derogatory term describing an un-savvy computerusersview of what a computer is.
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Why my magic toaster no come on? I plug in, but no toast.
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Comedian Gary Little takes us on a quest to find a magic, time-travelling toaster. Story written by Jon Davidson bbc.co.uk/thesocial. Character profile for Magic Toaster.

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem
n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem
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The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
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Any Macintosh computer, whether it be a desktop or laptop. Game companies despise the Magic Toaster, seeing it fit only to make toast (which it fails at doing anyways.) The Magic Toaster needs specialized equipment in order to do simple tasks. This is why the vast majority of programs either are PC or Mac compatible. The Magic Toaster simply cannot handle the PC's superiority.
My college major required me to use a Mac, so I switched over from the PC, only to find all my programs don't work with it. Now I have determined it doesn't work for anything, except make toast after heating up after an hour of use. Magic Toaster sux.
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A magic toaster is a genie toaster but when the plug of it is rubbed firmly, quickly, roughly, but gentle all at the same time it will grant you warm white/yellow creamy buttery smooth semi sticky butter to butter your toast with. And when that hot butter is shot onto your toast you get 3 wishes. (No asking for infinite wishes you gay bitch) “*toast is not included*”
David: “Yo I found this magic toaster and I rubbed the plug so hard that warm butterywhite butter splatted onto my toast.”
Caleb: “Bro the same thing happened last night but I didn’t see the toaster.”
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The professional Magimix toaster allows you to toast, defrost or reheat all types of bread: baguette, brioche, bagel, muffin, croissant ...
Extra wide slots (38 mm), for toasting most types of bread and buns: baguette, brioche, bagel, muffin, croissant ...
Automatic self centering for consistent browning.
Extra-lift lever: to safely remove smaller pieces of bread.

Easy to use : 1 button = 1 function
Toaster 2 and 4
Choice: 1 or 2 slots*: partial use of heating elements, energy saving
(*2 or 4 slots for Toaster 4)​
Baguette function: one side toasting for baguettes and bagels.
Defrost function: to toast immediately frozen bread.
Vision Toaster
Reheat function: to reheat previously toasted bread without drying it out.
Baguette function: one side toasting for baguettes and bagels.
Defrost function: to toast immediately frozen bread.​

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Variable browning control with settings from 1 - 8.
Buzzer signal ​to inform the end of toasting.
Toaster Vision:see-through toaster with visual control for toast, just the way you like it.

Long life commercial elements or quartz elements for simple, fast and even browning.
The Commercial grade heating elements of Magimix Toasters can
easily be changed with the average element tested for 30,000 cycles.
High quality quartz elements with a 15 year product life.

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